Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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