Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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