Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
