NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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