Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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