Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I would ride that face into the sunset
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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