At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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