have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just gargled with NyQuil
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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