matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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