Walk of Shame. In a state park.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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