I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize