He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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