my mouth tastes like poor choices
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
