Your tits are I can't wait for
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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