I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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