is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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