spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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