Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im holly from the hills drunk
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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