Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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