just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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