I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
