WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
vagina is talking i cant
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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