It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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