Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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