Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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