He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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