hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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