It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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