At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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