Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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