I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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