She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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