okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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