So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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