Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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