But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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