In the future we'll all be gay
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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