google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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