haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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