How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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