I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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