I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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