I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
