So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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