We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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