Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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