we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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