Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The air was thick with penises
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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