too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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