So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dear god my vagina.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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