I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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