Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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