Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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