It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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