Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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