dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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